Ghosthouse Announcer

Voiced by: Mark Dodson

This announcer can be purchased at the Steam Store.

Official Steam Store Description

Shadow falls across the land - the midnight hour is close at hand. An Army of the Undead has risen from their graves and Baron Dreadfort himself commands the ghosts and ghouls that wander the streets. He speaks to you from beyond the void, sending shivers down your spine, yet beckoning you to participate in a game of Awesomenauts. The battlefields you have visited before appear as from a nightmare, and it feels as if on this particular night, there is so much more at stake than just your life...

The Ghosthouse Announcer can be activated from the character select menu or the in-game menu. Activating this Announcer will replace the default announcements made during regular gameplay with a whole new set.

Quotes

Base and Turrets

Attacks against an allied turret:

▶️"Ghouls assault your tower!"

▶️"Fiendish creatures assault you!"

▶️"They come to your tower with a torch in hand!"

▶️"Defend your lands with blood and bone!"

Allied turret low on health:

▶️"The tower's vestiges are all but fallen."

▶️"Your obelisk of power is soon but ash."

▶️"This tower teeters on the brink of oblivion!"

Allied turret lost:

▶️"Wailing hands tore down your tower!"

▶️"Every wall must crumble!"

Enemy turret destroyed:

▶️"The shroud of darkness spreads across the land!"

▶️"The dead march through broken gates!"

Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:

▶️"Tear down their castle with fork and flame!"

▶️"Visit upon them the horrors of old!"

▶️"Haunt their castle with ghosts and ghouls!"

Enemies around Solar Drill area:

▶️"Boney claws scrape at your doors!"

▶️"Your halls are being haunted!"

▶️"The dead scramble at your gates!"

▶️"Cold hands tear at your walls!"

▶️"Night creatures are calling!" - A reference to Thriller, by Michael Jackson.

Solar Drill being attacked:

▶️"Do I hear a rapping at my door?" - A reference to The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe.

▶️"Ghouls invade your castle!"

▶️"Waves of the undead crash at your shores!"

Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:

▶️"The fiends have nearly destroyed your chamber."

▶️"The dead stumble as your walls crumble."

▶️"Your doom is nearly sealed!"

▶️"As gates are torn, cold terror is born!"

▶️"The midnight hour is close at hand!" - A reference to Thriller, by Michael Jackson.

Connection

Player connects:

▶️"Fresh meat arrives!" *laughs*

▶️"A wandering soul haunts the fields..."

Player disconnects:

▶️"A sacrifice has been made in blood!"

▶️"One flees the fields in terror."

Kills and Deaths

Player death:

▶️"Did you measure for a coffin yet?"

▶️"Ghostly hands claw at your soul."

▶️"Grisly ghouls encircle your tomb."

First 'naut killed by another 'naut:

▶️"The grounds are drenched in fresh blood."

▶️"The first soul was claimed in death's embrace!"

▶️"One inhabits a corpse's shell." - A reference to Thriller, by Michael Jackson.

Teammate killed:

▶️"None escape the Grim Reaper!"

▶️"A cry trails echoing in the dark!"

▶️"A soul is wretched too soon..."

▶️"Another is dragged to the underworld!"

Enemy death:

▶️"A bloodcurling shriek fades away..."

▶️"Their bones were ground and blood was spilled."

▶️"Nothing but the rot of a corpse's shell"

▶️"Their doom was sealed!" - A reference to Thriller, by Michael Jackson.

▶️"Visit upon them neverending doom!"

▶️"Another one for the tomb..." *laughs*

All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:

▶️"Only ghosts remain of the enemy team..."

▶️"Darkness there, and nothing more." - A reference to The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe.

'naut killstreak #1:

▶️"It's a monster mash!" - A reference to Monster Mash, by Bobby Pickett.

▶️"The corpse-dappled river flows freely."

▶️"More corpses dropping, showing no signs of stopping!" - A reference to the movie House of Wax.

▶️"A mausoleum's worth of grisly trophies!"

'naut killstreak #2:

▶️"Visit upon them neverending doom!"

▶️"The foulness stench fills the air!" - A reference to Thriller, by Michael Jackson.

▶️"Ghoulish claws wreak untold sorrow!"

'naut killstreak #3:

▶️"All tremble and shiver, this is true..."

▶️"...killer!"

▶️"Your darkness falls across the land!" - A reference to Thriller, by Michael Jackson.

▶️"Sepulchral!"

Blue team killing spree:

▶️"The blue team, like death, is unyielding."

▶️"Oh, blue... How you adore death's icy grip!"

Red team killing spree:

▶️"The red team makes the ground flow crimson!"

▶️"Oh, red... How you love the scent of blood!"

Team killing spree #2:

▶️"Splendiferous!"

Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:

▶️"Two souls wretched from their remains!"

▶️"Two cries are suddenly silenced!"

▶️"Two are sent to an early grave..."

Enemy killing spree:

▶️*laughs* "Death flows through the ranks unchecked!"

'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:

▶️"Death comes in the strangest of ways..."

▶️"In the ranks of monsters, you are the weakest."

▶️"Leaving so soon?"

▶️*laughs*

▶️*laughs*

▶️"My, how you disappoint."

Match over

Match lost:

▶️"The funk of forty thousand years!" - A reference to Thriller, by Michael Jackson.

▶️"Quoth the Awesomenaut: Nevermore!" - A reference to The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe.

▶️"The children of the night have come for you..." - A reference to Dracula, by Bram Stoker.

▶️"You've been found... wanting."

Match won:

▶️"These deeds will echo for a thousand years!"

▶️"A thousand souls cry out your triumph!"

▶️"You live, to die another day..." *laughs*

Shop

Insufficent Solar:

▶️"Only fungus infests your wallet."

▶️"Scrape the coin from your victims!"

▶️"Not even a penny for the ferryman..." - A reference to Charon, the ferryman from Greek mythology.

▶️"An aching emptiness seizes you!"

Spawn/Respawn

Waiting for the countdown.

▶️"I bid you welcome... on the haunted battlefield."

▶️"I bid you welcome... on the haunted battlefield." *laughs*

▶️"Grisly terrors await and you will surely find your doom!"

▶️"Grisly terrors await and you will surely find your doom!"

▶️"Prepare... for chilling tales from the crypt!"

▶️"What a horrible night to have a curse." - A reference to Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

▶️"What a horrible night to have a curse."

Countdown to Drop Pod launch:

▶️"Four!"

▶️"Three!"

▶️"Two!"

▶️"One!"

Droppod Launched

▶️"Cherish your luck... you'll be rid of it soon!"

▶️*laughs*

▶️*laughs*

▶️"Recklessly into the abyssal ether!"

▶️"Tumbling down into the great beyond!"

▶️"Tumbling down into the great beyond!"

▶️"Ghoulish creatures tear at your quaking cocoon!"

Droids about to spawn:

▶️"In seconds, a marching army is let loose!"

▶️"Ghouls and ghosts shall walk the earth..."

Droids first spawn in the match:

▶️"Reinforcements... from the grave!"

▶️"Souless minions are marching forth!"