Development Name: Gladiator
Although Snork Gunk is considered one of the better conchballers in Scargi Space he never reached first league with his team, the Pearl Sluggers. He always criticized the sport had become too slow. Blaming the slugs at management for trying to slow the pace of the game, games that were already drawn out over the span of 14 Earth months. "With an average of only one or two goals a game, you have more fun watching paint dry" he complained. After many times of being disqualified for scoring too quickly, the team benched him for good.
Fed up with his failed carrer in sports he decided to join the Scargi military police hoping for some more action by tracking and hunting down enemies of the empire. After a good run of swift catches, he was assigned on a mission to hunt down the fugitive Rocket's Renegades. Realizing the Renegades had joined the ranks of the Awesomenauts, a team of 'big league' mercenaries, he applied for the transfer of a lifetime...
Intro (x2)
Snork is the man
He’s swiffer than a fan
Snork is the slug
He’s whipping every thug
Verse 1
Snork Gunk is the man
Swiffer than a rusted fan
These Pearl Sluggers don’t love him man
Cuz they can't see me like a sudden glance
Conchball used to bring him fame
But sluggishness was not his game
His speedy moves just got him banned
So now he's got a different plan
Once a sportsman, now a cop
He’s reaching for a juicy crop
Who knew he could move with a boost to top
These losers, you think you're cool, STOP
Chorus
Turn it up now and don’t go slow
Enjoy and watch the snork show, the snork show
He’s as fast as a tornado
Enjoy and watch the snork show, in stereo
And if you hear any noise
You better run cause there is no
time to poise
You’ll have no choice
Cause it’s the snork show, the snork show, lets you feel the
flow, he’s such a pro, you see him glow even incognito!
Intro 2
Steadfast like a headstrong clam
Snork Gunk is the slug
Squashing bad guys like a bug
Verse 2
Once inmates of the Scargi jug
For salting food of Pierre the slug
A band of outlaws flees the scene
Cause they don’t wanna act on his movie screen
But Rocket Renegades they have fear
Cause Snork's swift justice rushes near
Not flinching for a foul onslaught
Snork infiltrates... the Awesomenauts!
Break
Now work that snotty, work that snotty
And make sure you don’t hurt that nauty!
Break time now, give him some slack
And clap to his slimy track!
Ending (2x)
We gonna party with the Snork now,
We gonna party with the Snork now yeah, yeah,
Voice actor: Lou Hecker
Link▶️"Did you wet yourself, piggy?"
Link▶️"Ball's in your court, buster!"
Link▶️"Watch me move!"
Link▶️"Just try to touch this!"
Link▶️"It's like you move in slow motion!"
Link▶️"Quickly now!"
Link▶️"Trailing behind"
Link▶️"Need a rescue!"
Link▶️"Help!"
Link▶️"Early Scargi catches the slug!"
Link▶️"Time for offensive play"
Link▶️"We got a real jam going down!"
Link▶️"Move it! Move it! Move it!"
Link▶️"Hut! Hut! Hut!"
Link▶️"We gotta do some defense!"
Link▶️"They're in our court!"
Link▶️"Defense, now!"
Link▶️"Defensive formation"
Link▶️"I'm in a tight spot here!"
Link▶️"50 air pockets, slime-coated!"
Link▶️"Carbon tube weave, nano fibers!"
Link▶️"High density ringlets, aquaphobic!"
Link▶️"Neon velcro'd with gastropod segments!"
Link▶️"Supple soles and superior finish, oh boy!"
Link▶️"You know I'm talking running shoes, right?"
Link▶️"Quick decision!"
Link▶️"Time-out!"
Link▶️"Tapping out!"
Link▶️"Half-time!"
Link▶️"Just roll some commercials!"
Link▶️"Gotta check on my sponsor!"
Link▶️"Booyah!"
Link▶️"Step aside! MVP coming through!"
Link▶️"I'll show you some conchballing!"
Link▶️"I know how to use the three seashells!" - A reference to Demolition Man[1]
Link▶️"Were you rushing or were you dragging?"
Link▶️"My center of gravity is in the stratosphere!"
Link▶️"I got the need for speed!"
Link▶️"Pass that thing and watch me flex!"
Link▶️"Get this thing into overtime!"
Link▶️"The name is Snork Gunk! Don't wear it out."
Link▶️"Sports photographers: take a number!"
Link▶️"Hoping for some fast footwork today!"
Link▶️"Ha! Don't let my size fool ya!"
Link▶️"I'm hollow like a balloon!"
Link▶️"Imagine that! Me in the Awesomenauts!"
Link▶️"The transfer of a lifetime!"
Link▶️"Didn't see that coming?"
Link▶️"Ha, life is shell!"
Link▶️"Head spinning?"
Link▶️"Let's see that in replay!"
Link▶️"Did they catch that?"
Link▶️"Gotta move!"
Link▶️"Pearl Slugger!"
Link▶️"Shake it!"
Link▶️"Quake it!"
Link▶️"Space kaboom!"
Link▶️"And that's a hat trick!"
Link▶️"Playtime's over!"
Link▶️"You messed with the best!"
Link▶️"That's why I get the top contracts!"
Link▶️"So quick, you barely saw me do it!"
Link▶️"Hello? Anyone left on the field?"
Link▶️"Ohhh!"
Link▶️"G- ow!"
Link▶️"Ugh!"
Link▶️"Urgh!"
Link▶️"Whoa!"
Link▶️"Argh!"
Link▶️"Ow!"
Link▶️"Hey!"
Link▶️"C-Cornered..."
Link▶️"That's not my jam!"
Link▶️"Bad Transfer..." *coughs*
Link▶️"Down for the season!" *Gasps*
Link▶️"Too quick!"
Link▶️"Slow down please!"
Link▶️"Foul Play!" *Gurgles*
Link▶️"Where's the judge?"
Link▶️"Sticky!"
Link▶️"Stick around!"
Link▶️"A snail!"
Link▶️"Zoom!"
Link▶️"Woosh!"
Link▶️"So fast!"
Link▶️"To me, my shells!"
Link▶️"You spin me round round!" - A reference to "You Spin me Round (Like a Record)[2] by Dead or Alive[3]
Link▶️"Bomb beads!"
Link▶️"Shellicious!"
Link▶️"Shells away!"
Link▶️"Gunk Dunk!"
Link▶️"And that's a dunk!"
Link▶️"Making a pass!"
Link▶️"Gearing up!"
Link▶️"Sprinting!"
Link▶️"Have you come to steal my balloons?"
Link▶️"Here comes a tickle!"
Link▶️"A banana wouldn't slip on you!"
Link▶️"You're like some terrible punchline!"
Link▶️"Would you like a balloon animal?!"
Link▶️"There's only room for one prankster here!"
Link▶️"They're trying to put a smile on my face!"
Link▶️"Clown going down!"
Link▶️"I'm supposed to be the scary one!"
Link▶️"Request huge comedy band-aid!"
Link▶️"Make'em laugh!"
Link▶️"Tickle'em to death!"
Link▶️"Attack those grumpies!"
Link▶️"Chaaarge!"
Link▶️"Spread the laughter!"
Link▶️"Don't let'em touch me!"
Link▶️"I'm freaking out!"
Link▶️"They're coming!"
Link▶️"Abandon everything!"
Link▶️"Run for the hills!"
Link▶️"Do they accept Clown Credit?"
Link▶️"They better carry the Pierrot Points Program!"
Link▶️"Ow! I maxed out my Mime Mastercard!"
Link▶️"Ooh! More Jokester Rewards!"
Link▶️"Do you offer Comedian Compensation?"
Link▶️"I have ready Madcap Monies!"
Link▶️"Retreating is hard with floppy shoes!"
Link▶️"Back in a jiffy!"
Link▶️"Hoist me backstage, I'm beefed!"
Link▶️"Time to retouch my powder!"
Link▶️"Bloodstains on my poofy collar? Again?!"
Link▶️"Gotta refresh the helium!"
Link▶️"Surprise, surprise!"
Link▶️"Who's that flopping at you at high speed?"
Link▶️"Ta-dah! It's me!"
Link▶️"I'm a killer clown!"
Link▶️"Don't lump me in with those horror clowns!"
Link▶️"Any idea how long it takes to apply this makeup?"
Link▶️"I'm only laughing on the outside!"
Link▶️"I get so cramped waiting under your bed!"
Link▶️"Doo-tee-doo-tee-doo!"
Link▶️*Laughs histerically*
Link▶️"Is there a clown union I can join?"
Link▶️"Who doesn't love a clown? Haha!"
Link▶️"Ha! The unexpected is the biggest surprise!"
Link▶️"Magnets, am I right?"
Link▶️"Hey I mean, how do magnets even work? Nobody knows!"
Link▶️"What a gas!"
Link▶️"Oh, I kill myself!"
Link▶️"I love to laugh!"
Link▶️"Smile!"
Link▶️"Whoopsie-daisy!"
Link▶️"La-la-la-la-laaa!"
Link▶️"Here's your punchline!"
Link▶️"Pop! Goes the balloon!"
Link▶️"Did I step on you?"
Link▶️"Slip on something?"
Link▶️*Laughter*
Link▶️*Laughter* *Coughs* "Excuse me!" *Caughs*
Link▶️"Ouch!"
Link▶️"Gah!"
Link▶️"Ugh argh!"
Link▶️"Wow, that hurt!"
Link▶️"Urghhh!"
Link▶️"Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!"
Link▶️"Ah!"
Link▶️"I'm dying... of laughter..."
Link▶️"You're killing me!"
Link▶️"Laughter's the best medicine!"
Link▶️"Tough crowd!"
Link▶️"What a zinger!"
Link▶️"Make-up flaking!"
Link▶️"Aw, trufflebugs!"
Link▶️"Quit raining on my parade!"
Link▶️"Pop!"
Link▶️"Pop pop!"
Link▶️"Kablooie!"
Link▶️"Look at my props!"
Link▶️"Let's play!"
Link▶️"Smiles all around!"
Link▶️"Watch closely!"
Link▶️"Play with me!"
Link▶️"Come on!"
Link▶️"Comedy stagings!"
Link▶️"Rubber ducky dive!"
Link▶️"Killing it!"
Link▶️"Get ready for laughter!"
Link▶️"First, the setup..."
Link▶️"...then a turn..."
Link▶️"...and the payoff!"
Default skin.
For the better part of a year, Bozo Gunk entertained guests outside the Pearl Sluggers stadium ahead of every home game. He quickly became a beloved and well-known character among fans, but one day he simply disappeared. When asked for information on what happened to their favorite mascot, the Pearl Sluggers management simply replied "Wait, who? We never had a clown work here."
The fate of Bozo Gunk remained unclear and fans were left wondering what had become of him, but a mysterious crime spree and series of (still unsolved) kidnappings ended did come to an end around the time of his disappearance. Last week, old-time fans were surprised to see an old friend reappear near the Pearl Slugger stadium to spread cheer and happiness once more.
This DLC contains a custom skin for Snork Gunk in Awesomenauts. You need to have Snork Gunk available as a playable character in order to access the skin in-game. Owning this skin will also unlock the special portrait for use in-game. This skin contains a fully customized voice set. - Official Steam Store Description
