Ringmaster Announcer

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Ui iconAnnouncerRingmaster.png

Voiced by: Ryan McWilley

Official Description[edit | edit source]

Ladies and Gentlenauts, welcome to Cirque du Brawlee! It's a brand new show in the greatest big top of the galaxy. Step right up, step right up!

The Zork family is proud to present you tonight's entertainment: a feast of slaughter, daring adventures, and violence! We'll keep you on the edge of your seat as the intrepid heroes perform for you in our Circus. Witness the marvel of twenty Nauts plunging through the air - sans safety net! Gasp when you see our throng of clowns plummet to their seeming deaths, all to make you laugh, dear paying audience! But don't worry, all of it is completely safe... for you!

The "Ringmaster" Announcer can be activated from the character select menu or the in-game menu. Activating this Announcer will replace the default announcements made during regular gameplay with a whole new set.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Several lines spoken by this announcer are references to the song "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"[1] by The Beatles.[2]

Base and Turrets[edit | edit source]

Attacks against an allied turret:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Don't be shy! Your turret is under attack!"


▶️"Take care of that rollicking turret, would you?"


▶️"Ghastly! They've taken a liking to your turret!"


▶️"Is that a turret or a popcorn stand?"


▶️"Do you sell balloons over there?"


▶️"A magnifecent crowd has gathered at your turret!"


Attacks against an allied bottom turret:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Don't be shy! Your bottom turret is under attack!"


▶️"Take care of that bottom turret, would you?"


▶️"Ghastly! They've taken a liking to your bottom turret!"


▶️"Is that a bottom turret or a popcorn stand?"


▶️"A magnifecent crowd has gathered at your bottom turret!"


Attacks against an allied top turret:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Don't be shy! Your top turret is under attack!"


▶️"Take care of that top turret, would you?"


▶️"Ghastly! They've taken a liking to your top turret!"


▶️"Is that a top turret or a popcorn stand?"


▶️"A magnifecent crowd has gathered at your top turret!"


Allied turret low on health:[edit | edit source]

▶️"I'm afraid we'll have to write that turret off!"


▶️"That's an almost lost turret!"


▶️"Better hurry now! That turret's almost gone!"


▶️"Chop chop! Put your best food forward!"


▶️"Your turret's a huuuge goner!"


▶️"Say goodbye to your turret!"


Allied bottom turret low on health:[edit | edit source]

▶️"I'm afraid we'll have to write that bottom turret off!"


▶️"That's an almost lost bottom turret!"


▶️"Careful with that bottom turret!"


▶️"Better hurry now! The bottom turret's nearly gone!"


▶️"Your bottom turret's a huuuge goner!"


▶️"Say goodbye to your bottom turret!"


Allied top turret low on health:[edit | edit source]

▶️"I'm afraid we'll have to write that top turret off!"


▶️"That's an almost lost top turret!"


▶️"Careful with that top turret!"


▶️"Better hurry now! The top turret's nearly gone!"


▶️"Your top turret's a huuuge goner!"


▶️"Say goodbye to your top turret!"


Allied turret destroyed:[edit | edit source]

▶️"And it was so expensive too!"


▶️"Careful with that enormous turret!"


▶️"That was a load-bearing turret!"


▶️"Alright, time to evacuate the audience!"


▶️"Sad to see that turret go!"


▶️"Yes, go ahead! Demolish this place!"


Allied bottom turret destroyed:[edit | edit source]

▶️"There goes the bottom turret!"


▶️"Careful with that enormous bottom turret!"


▶️"That was a load-bearing bottom turret!"


▶️"Alright, time to evacuate the bottom turret!"


▶️"Sad to see the bottom turret go!"


▶️"Yes, go ahead! Demolish the bottom turret!"


Allied top turret destroyed:[edit | edit source]

▶️"There goes the top turret!"


▶️"Careful with that enormous top turret!"


▶️"That was a load-bearing top turret!"


▶️"Alright, time to evacuate the top turret!"


▶️"Sad to see the top turret go!"


▶️"Yes, go ahead! Demolish the top turret!"


Enemy turret destroyed:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Exuberant! Your team has destroyed a turret!"


▶️"Bask in the trampling of the enemy turret!"


▶️"A never before seen crushed enemy turret!"


▶️"See the enemy turret whizzing through the air!"


▶️"Turret wrecking, demanding serious acrobatic skill!"


Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Superb! You've entered the enemy circus!"


▶️"Go and thrash the enemy tent up a bit, would you?"


Enemies around Solar Drill area:[edit | edit source]

▶️"The enemy's in your circus!"


▶️"Foul play! They're in your base!"


▶️"Bah! Competing performers spotted in your base!"


Solar Drill being attacked:[edit | edit source]

▶️"A hideous act of sabotage!"


▶️"Boo-hiss! They're demolishing your base!"


▶️"Be a dear and check your tent!"


▶️"Step right up! Base is under attack!"


▶️"Better hurry to your base, or it'll sell out immediately!"


Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Everyone get out in an orderly fashion!"


▶️"Shock and awe! There goes the circus tent!"


▶️"Your base is very nearly utterly busted!"


Connection[edit | edit source]

Player connects:[edit | edit source]

▶️"A new performer steps into the spotlight!"


▶️"Give it up for this mindboggling new performer!"


Player disconnects:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Someone didn't have the will to carry on!"


▶️"This smallish performer got a little nervous!"


Kills and Deaths[edit | edit source]

Player kill:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Topped the bill and earned the kill!"


▶️"You show fantabulous promise!"


▶️"A career in the ring awaits you!"


▶️"Sure you're not a gladiator?"


▶️"Spectacular kill, sport!"


Player death:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Another mindless crime in the pantomine!"


▶️"Come. The show must go on."


▶️"Oh dear!"


▶️"Cotton candy too much for you?"


▶️*Gasping*


First 'naut killed by another 'naut:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Amazing! Blood is in the ring!"


▶️"First blood! What a fountain!"


▶️"The performance begins!"


▶️"A spectacular, bloody trick!"


Teammate killed:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Careful! These are live animals!"


▶️"Don't touch the clowns!"


▶️"Sad to see a performer go..."


▶️"An ally's bit the dust!"


▶️"There goes another one!"


▶️"Shame for that performer."


Enemy death:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Wonderful news! An enemy killed!"


▶️"Enemy down! Put it on the pamphlet!"


▶️"Enemy eaten by supercallifragilistic space lizard!"


All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Stupendous! Wipeout on solid ground!"


▶️"A stupendidly done wipeout!"


▶️"You've blasted them to smithereens!"


'naut killstreak #1:[edit | edit source]

▶️"The ultimate human wrecking ball!"


▶️"A celebrated killing spree!"


▶️"A killing spree for the ages!"


▶️"Making fantastic headlines, my boy!"


'naut killstreak #2:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Ohhh hohohoho! This naut demonstrates their skill!"


▶️"What a scene! What. A. Scene!"


▶️"Lend a hand for this giant killing machine!"


'naut killstreak #3:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Racing through a hogshead on real fire!"


▶️"This naut will challenge the world!"


▶️"A production second to none!"


Blue team killing spree:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Team blue, you're doing splendidly!"


▶️"What an exuberant show by the blue team!"


Red team killing spree:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Team red, you're doing splendidly!"


▶️"What an exuberant show by the red team!"


Team killing spree #2:[edit | edit source]

▶️"See this Awesomenaut fly through the ring!"


Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[edit | edit source]

▶️"We assure the public: It was a splendid double kill!"


▶️"The double kill begins at ten to six!"


▶️"Two down and a great many more to come!"


Enemy killing spree:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Seems the enemy has you in their pocket!"


▶️"A wild, murderous success for the enemy!"


'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Ohhh... What a pity."


▶️"Such tremendous humiliation!"


▶️"At least the audience laughed..."


▶️"Sure you're not a clown?"


▶️"Amazing pratfall!"


Match over[edit | edit source]

Match lost:[edit | edit source]

▶️"I told you not to put your head in the lion's mouth..."


▶️"Well... let's break up the tent, lads."


▶️"Go home! It's over!"


▶️"It's not starting again. You're dead. Defeated."


Match won:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Amazing performance! Take a bow!"


▶️"You've left the audience gagging for more!"


▶️"Over nauts and corpses, wrecks and lasers!"


▶️"Now that's a show! Applause well earned, nauts!"


Shop[edit | edit source]

Insufficent Solar:[edit | edit source]

▶️"You're a teeny bit strapped for cash!"


▶️"Your finances are spectacularly borked!"


▶️"The curtain rises for naught but Solar!"


▶️"Entrance fee too steep for you?"


▶️"Deep pockets are required, ma'am!"


▶️"Kindly collect the agreed-upon sum!"


▶️"No more cotton candy for you!"


Spawn/Respawn[edit | edit source]

Countdown to Drop Pod launch:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Five!"


▶️"Four!"


▶️"Three!"


▶️"Two!"


▶️"One!"


Droppod Launched[edit | edit source]

▶️"Come one, come all!"


▶️"There will be a show tonight on trampoline!"


▶️"A splendid fight is guaranteed for all!"


▶️"Tonight these nauts top the bill!"


▶️"Don't be late now! The biggest in town's starting!"


▶️"Having been some days in preparation!"


▶️"We have a plethora of violence waiting backstage!"


▶️"Performing this Saturday at Bishop's Nebula!"


▶️"The Hendersons will dance and sing and detonate!"


▶️"And of course, Derpl Zork dances the waltz!"


▶️"We have something for everybody!"


▶️"Step right up! Don't be shy!"


▶️"You there! Little girl! What's your name?"


▶️"Ladies and gentlemen! The show starts now!"


Droids about to spawn:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Our little helpers are spawning in five seconds!"


▶️"Five seconds to stage!"


▶️"Curtains for the awesome droids in 5 seconds!"


Droids first spawn in the match:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Wonderful droids have entered the ring!"


▶️"See the droids perform! Incredible!"


▶️"Give it up for the awe-inspiring droids!"

References[edit | edit source]