Voiced by: Claire King
This announcer can be purchased at the Steam Store.
Official Steam Store Description[ | ]
Tired of the same old Awesomenauts announcer? Then it's time for some corporate restructuring! Enter the Specialized Universal Secretary Interface, SUSI. This corporate interface will boost your success and profitability rate on the battlefield by a 15.6% margin! SUSI will provide you with excellent battlefield market analysis technology, to make sure that every fight will have a worthwhile return on investment. Just make sure you have a solid exit strategy!
The SUSI Announcer can be activated from the character select menu or the in-game menu. Activating this Announcer will replace the default announcements made during regular gameplay with a whole new set.
Base and Turrets[ | ]
Quotes[ | ]
Base and Turrets[ | ]
Attacks against an allied turret:[ | ]
▶️"Advising re-evaluation of strategic options."
▶️"Defensive structure is experiencing technical difficulties."
▶️"Defensive structure is experiencing technical difficulties."
▶️"Your strategic assets market value is rapidly dropping."
▶️"Company hardware is being violated!"
Allied turret low on health:[ | ]
▶️"Your turret is suffering serious accountability issues."
▶️"Please prevent further damage to company property."
Allied turret lost:[ | ]
▶️"This will naturally be deducted from your pay."
▶️"Ohhhh... This voids the warranty."
Enemy turret destroyed:[ | ]
▶️"Enemy structure neutralized. Deploying superdroid."
Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:[ | ]
▶️"Hostile negotiations commencing."
Enemies around Solar Drill area:[ | ]
Solar Drill being attacked:[ | ]
▶️"Your base is suffering a security breach!"
Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:[ | ]
▶️"Security! Please report to the gift shop area."
Connection[ | ]
Player connects:[ | ]
▶️"Welcome to the company!"
▶️"A new name has been added to the payroll!"
Player disconnects:[ | ]
▶️"We had to let that employee go."
▶️"All his belongings will be placed in a box. And then incinerated."
Kills and Deaths[ | ]
Player kill:[ | ]
▶️"You're a real professional!"
▶️"Oh, you're a real professional!"
▶️"We are very pleased with your performance!"
Player death:[ | ]
▶️"Requesting medical personnel to report to the respawning bay please."
▶️"We've just opened up for new job applications."
▶️"Your stocks have dropped 25%."
First 'naut killed by another 'naut:[ | ]
▶️"All employees are reminded not to die on the battlefield."
▶️"We have our employee of the month."
▶️"Good job everyone! Five whole days without a casualt- Oh shoot..."
Teammate killed:[ | ]
▶️"One of your co-workers is underperforming."
Enemy death:[ | ]
▶️"AN enemy has been killed." - A reference to the default announcer, who incorrectly says "A enemy has been killed".
▶️"No, no, no, it's not that. AN enemy has been killed." - A reference to the default announcer, who incorrectly says "A enemy has been killed".
▶️"Enemy team's market value has dropped."
▶️"Enemy team downsized."
▶️"Aggressive restructuring of enemy team successful."
All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:[ | ]
▶️"Enemy department downsized to reflect... current market".
▶️"Enemy management restructuring phase completed."
▶️"The enemy team is taking a sabbatical."
'naut killstreak #1:[ | ]
▶️*Sigh* Another successful day at the office."
▶️"A shining example of corportate dedication."
▶️"Now that's dedication to the job."
▶️"That one is getting a christmas bonus!"
'naut killstreak #2:[ | ]
▶️"Someone is fishing for a promotion!"
▶️"We're nearing our quota nicely"
'naut killstreak #3:[ | ]
▶️"Congratulations! You have earned a bonus."
▶️"Someone is headlining the corporate magazine."
▶️"Please, put me through to cloning: we've just found our specimen."
Blue team killing spree:[ | ]
▶️"Blue department is outperforming red department."
▶️"Blue department is on fire!"
Red team killing spree:[ | ]
▶️"Red department is outperforming blue department."
▶️"Red department is on fire!"
Team killing spree #2:[ | ]
▶️"It's a real pleasure to work with such professionals."
▶️"It's a real pleasure to work with such professionals."
Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[ | ]
▶️"Cleanup crew to aisle six, please."
▶️"Is this even covered by our insurance?"
▶️"Efficiency is the key to victory."
An enemy kills two 'nauts in a short amount of time:[ | ]
▶️"Your department is suffering serious performance issues."
'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:[ | ]
▶️"Please don't feed the indigenous species. Thank you."
▶️"Wasn't this covered during basic training?"
▶️"Great! More paperwork..."
▶️"We'll never explain this to our insurance firm..."
▶️"You signed a waiver: No suing."
Match over[ | ]
Match lost:[ | ]
▶️"You were the weakest link. Goodbye."
▶️"You were the weakest link. Goodbye."
▶️"You were defeated. Please attend the evaluation round in the meeting room."
▶️"Our stock has just plummeted. This will be deducted from your pay."
Match won:[ | ]
▶️"That's what I call a successful business campaign."
▶️"Congratulations."
▶️"On to step #5: Profit!"
▶️"On to step #5: Profit!"
Shop[ | ]
Insufficent Solar:[ | ]
▶️"Insufficient funds."
▶️"I'm sorry, your credit card was denied."
▶️"It seems your check has bounced. How embarassing."
▶️"It seems your check has bounced. How embarassing."
▶️"Can I interest you in our corporate savings plan?"
Spawn/Respawn[ | ]
Waiting for the countdown.[ | ]
▶️*Beeps* "Specialized Universal Secretary Interface operational."
▶️*Beeps* "Your private drop pod is now ready for boarding."
▶️*Beeps* "Some last minute paperwork and you should be on the way shortly."
▶️*Beeps* "Welcome to your corporate outing. Today's agenda: Alien space battles."
▶️*Beeps* "Zork Industries cannot be held responsible for repeated loss of life."
Countdown to Drop Pod launch:[ | ]
▶️"Five"
▶️"Four"
▶️"Three"
▶️"Two"
▶️"One"
▶️"Launch!"
Droppod Launched[ | ]
▶️"We've now reached our crusing altitude of flight level 3-3-0. I'll go ahead and turn off the seatbelt sign."
▶️"Please remember to take all of your belongings before leaving your drop pod."
▶️"Please remember to turn off all electronic devices, as they can interf-" *interference*
▶️"Interference: Please keep arms and tentacles inside the drop pod during flight."
▶️"Warranty void if drop pod is damaged during landing."
Droids about to spawn:[ | ]
▶️"Signing off for shipment of droids."
▶️"A new shipment of droids is about to arrive."
Droids first spawn in the match:[ | ]
▶️"Your shipment of complementary droids has arrived."
▶️"Please handle company property with care."