Voiced by: Olivier Thijssen
This announcer can be unlocked by donating $50 to Ronimo's Kickstarter via PayPal.
Attacks against an allied turret:[ | ]
▶️"Achtung! Your enemy is poking at your turrets!"
▶️"Hallo, your enemy ist poking at your turrets. Are you even trying?"
▶️"Your enemy ist poking at your turrets."
▶️"Ugh! Are you even trying?!"
▶️"Schnell, schnell! Your turrets need assistance!"
▶️"Your turrets need assistance!"
▶️"Was? nein! Are you even paying attention?"
▶️"Was? nein! Are you even paying attention?"
▶️"Nein! Go defend your turrets!"
▶️"Nein! Go defend your turrets!"
Allied turret low on health:[ | ]
▶️"Schnell, schell! Your turret is almost lost!"
▶️"Your turret is beyond help!"
▶️"Your turret is beyond help!"
Allied turret lost:[ | ]
▶️"Ach Nein! Your turret... it's gone!"
▶️"Nein! Your turret... it's kaput!"
▶️"Nein! Your turret... it's no longer there!"
Enemy turret destroyed:[ | ]
▶️"Ah, perfekt wenn ein plan funktioniert!"
▶️"Ah, perfekt wenn ein plan funktioniert!"
▶️"Ah, perfekt wenn ein plan funktioniert!"
Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:[ | ]
▶️"Superior strategie. Your team ist in the enemy base!"
▶️"Superior strategie. Your team ist in the enemy base!"
Enemies around Solar Drill area:[ | ]
▶️"Nein, this is terrible! Was are they doing in your base?"
▶️"Nein, this is terrible! What are they doing in your base?"
Solar Drill being attacked:[ | ]
▶️"Was are you doing? Do something useful!"
▶️"Was are you doing? Do something useful!"
▶️"Ah! See what happens when I leave for five minutes?!"
Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:[ | ]
▶️"Your base ist beyond repair."
▶️"Your base ist beyond repair."
▶️"Your base ist heavily damaged."
Connection[ | ]
Player connects:[ | ]
▶️"Ah, willkommen! Join the party, there's room for everyone!"
▶️"Willkommen! Join the party!"
Player disconnects:[ | ]
▶️"Ah! Ragequit! How embarassing..."
▶️"Ha! A ragequitter! How sad..."
Kills and Deaths[ | ]
Player kill:[ | ]
▶️"Super! You have killed an enemy!"
▶️"You have killed an enemy. Einfach super!"
▶️"Einfach super!"
▶️"Gut! You finally decided to follow my plan."
▶️"Sehr gut, you finally decided to follow my plan!"
Player death:[ | ]
▶️"Was? Nein!"
▶️"Was? Nein!"
First 'naut killed by another 'naut:[ | ]
▶️"Firstblood! I bet your momma is really proud right now..."
▶️"Firstblood! Someone's finally paying attention..."
Teammate killed:[ | ]
▶️"An ally has been killed. Why am I not surprised?"
▶️"An ally has been killed... Ugh, why am I not surprised?"
▶️"It's clear: you are in a team full of idiots."
▶️"You are in a team of idiots."
Enemy death:[ | ]
▶️"An enemy has been killed."
▶️"An enemy has been killed. Hardly a challenge..."
▶️"Enemy killed. Wunderbar."
▶️"Enemy killed. Wunderbar."
▶️"A clear showcase of superior strategie!"
▶️"A showcase of superior strategie!"
All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:[ | ]
▶️"Wipeout! No chance at all!"
▶️"Wipeout! They had no chance at all!"
'naut killstreak #1:[ | ]
▶️"Ja, ja. Sehr gut!"
▶️"Ja, ja. Sehr gut!"
▶️"Ja, ja. Sehr gut! I'm impressed, ja!"
'naut killstreak #2:[ | ]
▶️"I'm back. Uhh, did I miss anything impressive?"
'naut killstreak #3:[ | ]
▶️"Ah, sehr interessant, you are even exceeding my expectations!"
▶️"Hmmph. Sehr interessant, you are even exceeding my expectations... but they were very low."
Blue team killing spree:[ | ]
▶️"Team blue, my favorite team, ist dominating!"
▶️"Team blue, my new favorite team, ist dominating!"
Red team killing spree:[ | ]
▶️"Team red, my favorite team, ist dominating. Yay!"
▶️"Team red, my new favorite team, ist dominating."
Team killing spree #2:[ | ]
▶️"Fantastisch! I'm so excited!"
▶️"Fantastisch! Time for some beautiful music!"
Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[ | ]
▶️"Eins... zwei. Zwei kills. HA!"
▶️"Eins... zwei. Zwei kills. HA! Doublekill!"
'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:[ | ]
▶️*Laughs* "Killed by a little droid..."
▶️"Whoa! Killed by a little droid! That's so embarassing!"
Match over[ | ]
Match lost:[ | ]
▶️"Ah... If you had listend to the plan by a superior intellect, you'd have won."
▶️"Was? Don't blame me for it!"
▶️"Schade, schade! Alles ist vorbei!"
▶️"Schade, schade! Alles ist vorbei!"
Match won:[ | ]
▶️"Victory! Ja, I'm so happy! Yes!"
▶️"Victory! Ja, sehr gut, but you couldn't have done it without my guidance!"
▶️"Victory! Your team: ein punkt, enemy team: Null."
▶️"Your team: ein punkt, enemy team: zero. Victory!"
Shop[ | ]
Insufficent Solar:[ | ]
▶️"Can't you do simple calculations?"
▶️"Can't you do simple calculations?"
▶️"No! Buy the other one!"
▶️"No! Buy the other one!"
▶️"Nein!"
▶️"Nein!"
▶️"Nein!"
Spawn/Respawn[ | ]
Waiting for the countdown:[ | ]
▶️*knocks* "Are you all ready in there?"
▶️"Are you ready?"
▶️"Are you ready for a new match of 'Awesomeschnauts'?"
▶️"Are you ready for another go? Yes?"
▶️"Are you ready for the drop pod launch?"
▶️"Ok, here we go again!"
▶️"Ok, here we go again!" *Laughs*
Countdown to Drop Pod launch and blast-off:[ | ]
▶️"Fünf."
▶️"Vier."
▶️"Drei."
▶️"Zwo."
▶️"Eins!"
Drop Pod Launched:[ | ]
▶️"No need to be worried about drop pod safety, I just installed new safety belts. Nothing can go wrong and... What's that blinking red achtung sign?!"
▶️"No need to be worried about drop pod safety, I just installed new safety belts. Nothing can go wrong and... What's that blinking red warning sign?!"
▶️"Blast-off! Ja... Ja ja, get all the Solar!"
▶️"Blast-off! Very good, get all the Solar! Yes, move to your left... No! no! The other left!"
Droids about to spawn:[ | ]
▶️"I have prepared some droids. They could be there any second."
▶️"I have prepared some droids. They should be there any second."
Droids first spawn in the match:[ | ]
▶️"The droids are on the way!"
▶️"And... there they go. Let the battle commence!"
▶️"And... there they go, let the battle commence. Oh, I can't wait to see what's happens!"
▶️"Hmmph. I see you bought all the wrong items. Peculiar strategie..."
▶️"I see you bought all the wrong items. Peculiar strategie."