Wildlife Announcer

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Voiced by: Allan Zipson

This announcer can be purchased at the Steam Store.

Official Steam Store Description[edit | edit source]

Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation presents: Awesomenauts, the Documentary. Let this retired explorer take you on a journey the likes of which you have never seen. The Wildlife Announcer will turn every Awesomenauts match into a documentary in which the circle of life continues ever onwards.

The Wildlife Announcer can be activated from the character select menu or the in-game menu. Activating this Announcer will replace the default announcements made during regular gameplay with a whole new set.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Base and Turrets[edit | edit source]

Attacks against an allied turret:[edit | edit source]

Play"Foraging aggressors come across the nest and attack!"

Play"The nest they constructed quickly draws attention!"

Allied turret low on health:[edit | edit source]

Play"After all that construction work, their nest is almost razed to the ground!"

Play"Not long now before the nest is utterly destroyed!"

Allied turret lost:[edit | edit source]

Play"Their nest is razed with brutal efficiency."

Play"Regrettably, the nest crashes down. A ruin."

Enemy turret destroyed:[edit | edit source]

Play"Without so much as an effort, they waltz over the rival outpost!"

Play"Their opponent's turret falls down with a crack!"

Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:[edit | edit source]

Play"The Awesomenauts push through into the rival camp to wreak havoc!"

Enemies around Solar Drill area:[edit | edit source]

Play"The enemy pack is spotted in the colony!"

Play"Predators are encroaching upon the nest!"

Solar Drill being attacked:[edit | edit source]

Play"Their home becomes the target of a vicious push!"

Play"Everything they so carefully constructed is put to the test!"

Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:[edit | edit source]

Play"A very dire situation."

Play"Extinction is imminent."

Connection[edit | edit source]

Player connects:[edit | edit source]

Play"A new predator arrives to take the food from their mouths!"

Play"A new contender arrives to claim dominance over the herd!"

Player disconnects:[edit | edit source]

Play"Suddenly, intelligence leaves and instict kicks in!"

Play"Whatever steered this creature, it's gone now."

Kills and Deaths[edit | edit source]

Player kill:[edit | edit source]

Play"A display of ferocity!"

Play"A vicious strike!"

Player death:[edit | edit source]

Play"But there's always a bigger predator nearby."

Play"Sometimes you eat, sometimes you are eaten."

Play"This poor Awesomenaut clearly couldn't keep up."

First 'naut killed by another 'naut:[edit | edit source]

Play"Here we witness an extraordinary mating ritual"

Play"The duel for supremacy has claimed its first victim!"

Play"Fighting season has begun with chilling results!"

Teammate killed:[edit | edit source]

Play"Nature spares neither friend nor family."

Enemy death:[edit | edit source]

Play"The approach, the contact and finally, the meal!"

Play"An enemy has been killed."

All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:[edit | edit source]

Play"Natural selection in its purest form!"

Play"The extinction of all of rivals!"

Play"Taking care of all their opponents, the way forward was free."

'naut killstreak #1:[edit | edit source]

Play"Bred to be the perfect killing machine!"

Play"Quality breeding produced this violent specimen!"

Play"Killing is part of this Awesomenaut's life!"

Play"The alpha predator lords over his domain!"

'naut killstreak #2:[edit | edit source]

Play"What we see here is an obvious example of an alpha 'naut!"

Play"Evolution has perfected this creature's deadliness!"

'naut killstreak #3:[edit | edit source]

Play"The top of his species!"

Play"Others look to this 'naut for guidance and leadership!"

Play"A remarkable specimen!"

Blue team killing spree:[edit | edit source]

Play"Their peculiar blue markings signals superior breeding."

Play"The dominant creatures were known by unique blue markings."

Red team killing spree:[edit | edit source]

Play"Their peculiar red markings signals superior breeding."

Play"The dominant creatures were known by unique red markings."

Team killing spree #2:[edit | edit source]


Play"Truly fascinating!"

Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[edit | edit source]

Play"Another challenger appears and is swiftly dealt with!"

Play"Twice this creature has managed to come out on top!"

Play"A double treat!"

Player kills 3 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[edit | edit source]

Play"This reckless killing was all done for a single purpose: mating."

Play"There are working horses and there are fighting horses."

Enemy killing spree:[edit | edit source]

Play"However, their rivals proved too numerous and quickly overwhelmed them!"

'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:[edit | edit source]

Play"Sometimes, even evolution finds itself at a dead end!"

Play"A hard rule of nature: Stupidity arises in old species."

Play"What reason could this Awesomenaut have had for such idiocy?"

Play"We should select this creature for a Darwing award!"

Play"How humiliating."

Match over[edit | edit source]

Match lost:[edit | edit source]

Play"Despite their desperate struggle, the Awesomenauts were dispersed by their rivals."

Play"This black day saw perhaps the end of an evolutionary tract."

Play"Could it be that failure lies in their genectic code? An astounding thought!"

Match won:[edit | edit source]

Play"The Awesomenauts manage to claim victory and live to struggle on."

Play"This has been the Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation reporting a victory!"

Play"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"

Play"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"

Shop[edit | edit source]

Insufficent Solar:[edit | edit source]

Play"This highly evolved community depends on one thing: economy."

Play"This Awesomenaut finds himself out of cash!"

Play"The lure of new abilities is so great, but without coin: no dice!"

Play"The golden rule of nature: Wherever there's economy, there is poverty."

Spawn/Respawn[edit | edit source]

Waiting for the countdown.[edit | edit source]

Play"The Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation asked me to create this documentary."

Play"I will attempt to document the strange ways of the Awesomenauts."

Play"Today we are investigating the unique culture that has evolved here."

Play"Hidden away from prying eyes, we discover a lush ecosystem of violence!"

Play"Let us try to unravel how this struggle might have formed over the millennia!"

Countdown to Drop Pod launch:[edit | edit source]




Play"And roll cameras!"

Droppod Launched[edit | edit source]

Play"And here we see the Awesomenaut in its natural habitat!"

Play"It's the struggle for survival in all its splendor!"

Play"Notice the strange way this creature crashes down to level ground!"

Play"The Awesomenaut has wrapped itself in a protective shell!"

Play"As it hurtles down, it tries to grab onto as many coins as it can!"

Play"The camera unveils an enviroment full of animal life!"

Droids about to spawn:[edit | edit source]

Play"Within moments the ecosystem will explode with new life!"

Play"You can hear the younglings digging their way up to the field!"

Droids first spawn in the match:[edit | edit source]

Play"New species burst into the environment."

Play"Strange creatures appear, endlessly marching forward!"

Showcase[edit | edit source]