Wildlife Announcer

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Voiced by: Allan Zipson

This announcer can be purchased at the Steam Store.

Official Steam Store Description[edit | edit source]

Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation presents: Awesomenauts, the Documentary. Let this retired explorer take you on a journey the likes of which you have never seen. The Wildlife Announcer will turn every Awesomenauts match into a documentary in which the circle of life continues ever onwards.

The Wildlife Announcer can be activated from the character select menu or the in-game menu. Activating this Announcer will replace the default announcements made during regular gameplay with a whole new set.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Base and Turrets[edit | edit source]

Attacks against an allied turret:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Foraging aggressors come across the nest and attack!"


▶️"The nest they constructed quickly draws attention!"


Allied turret low on health:[edit | edit source]

▶️"After all that construction work, their nest is almost razed to the ground!"


▶️"Not long now before the nest is utterly destroyed!"


Allied turret lost:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Their nest is razed with brutal efficiency."


▶️"Regrettably, the nest crashes down. A ruin."


Enemy turret destroyed:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Without so much as an effort, they waltz over the rival outpost!"


▶️"Their opponent's turret falls down with a crack!"


Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:[edit | edit source]

▶️"The Awesomenauts push through into the rival camp to wreak havoc!"


Enemies around Solar Drill area:[edit | edit source]

▶️"The enemy pack is spotted in the colony!"


▶️"Predators are encroaching upon the nest!"


Solar Drill being attacked:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Their home becomes the target of a vicious push!"


▶️"Everything they so carefully constructed is put to the test!"


Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:[edit | edit source]

▶️"A very dire situation."


▶️"Extinction is imminent."


Connection[edit | edit source]

Player connects:[edit | edit source]

▶️"A new predator arrives to take the food from their mouths!"


▶️"A new contender arrives to claim dominance over the herd!"


Player disconnects:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Suddenly, intelligence leaves and instict kicks in!"


▶️"Whatever steered this creature, it's gone now."


Kills and Deaths[edit | edit source]

Player kill:[edit | edit source]

▶️"A display of ferocity!"


▶️"A vicious strike!"


Player death:[edit | edit source]

▶️"But there's always a bigger predator nearby."


▶️"Sometimes you eat, sometimes you are eaten."


▶️"This poor Awesomenaut clearly couldn't keep up."


First 'naut killed by another 'naut:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Here we witness an extraordinary mating ritual"


▶️"The duel for supremacy has claimed its first victim!"


▶️"Fighting season has begun with chilling results!"


Teammate killed:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Nature spares neither friend nor family."


Enemy death:[edit | edit source]

▶️"The approach, the contact and finally, the meal!"


▶️"An enemy has been killed."


All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Natural selection in its purest form!"


▶️"The extinction of all of rivals!"


▶️"Taking care of all their opponents, the way forward was free."


'naut killstreak #1:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Bred to be the perfect killing machine!"


▶️"Quality breeding produced this violent specimen!"


▶️"Killing is part of this Awesomenaut's life!"


▶️"The alpha predator lords over his domain!"


'naut killstreak #2:[edit | edit source]

▶️"What we see here is an obvious example of an alpha 'naut!"


▶️"Evolution has perfected this creature's deadliness!"


'naut killstreak #3:[edit | edit source]

▶️"The top of his species!"


▶️"Others look to this 'naut for guidance and leadership!"


▶️"A remarkable specimen!"


Blue team killing spree:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Their peculiar blue markings signals superior breeding."


▶️"The dominant creatures were known by unique blue markings."


Red team killing spree:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Their peculiar red markings signals superior breeding."


▶️"The dominant creatures were known by unique red markings."


Team killing spree #2:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Fascinating!"


▶️"Truly fascinating!"


Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Another challenger appears and is swiftly dealt with!"


▶️"Twice this creature has managed to come out on top!"


▶️"A double treat!"


Player kills 3 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[edit | edit source]

▶️"This reckless killing was all done for a single purpose: mating."


▶️"There are working horses and there are fighting horses."


Enemy killing spree:[edit | edit source]

▶️"However, their rivals proved too numerous and quickly overwhelmed them!"

'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Sometimes, even evolution finds itself at a dead end!"


▶️"A hard rule of nature: Stupidity arises in old species."


▶️"What reason could this Awesomenaut have had for such idiocy?"


▶️"We should select this creature for a Darwing award!"


▶️"How humiliating."


Match over[edit | edit source]

Match lost:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Despite their desperate struggle, the Awesomenauts were dispersed by their rivals."


▶️"This black day saw perhaps the end of an evolutionary tract."


▶️"Could it be that failure lies in their genectic code? An astounding thought!"


Match won:[edit | edit source]

▶️"The Awesomenauts manage to claim victory and live to struggle on."


▶️"This has been the Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation reporting a victory!"


▶️"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"


▶️"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"


Shop[edit | edit source]

Insufficent Solar:[edit | edit source]

▶️"This highly evolved community depends on one thing: economy."


▶️"This Awesomenaut finds himself out of cash!"


▶️"The lure of new abilities is so great, but without coin: no dice!"


▶️"The golden rule of nature: Wherever there's economy, there is poverty."


Spawn/Respawn[edit | edit source]

Waiting for the countdown.[edit | edit source]

▶️"The Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation asked me to create this documentary."


▶️"I will attempt to document the strange ways of the Awesomenauts."


▶️"Today we are investigating the unique culture that has evolved here."


▶️"Hidden away from prying eyes, we discover a lush ecosystem of violence!"


▶️"Let us try to unravel how this struggle might have formed over the millennia!"


Countdown to Drop Pod launch:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Five!"


▶️"Four!"


▶️"Three!"


▶️"And roll cameras!"


Droppod Launched[edit | edit source]

▶️"And here we see the Awesomenaut in its natural habitat!"


▶️"It's the struggle for survival in all its splendor!"


▶️"Notice the strange way this creature crashes down to level ground!"


▶️"The Awesomenaut has wrapped itself in a protective shell!"


▶️"As it hurtles down, it tries to grab onto as many coins as it can!"


▶️"The camera unveils an enviroment full of animal life!"


Droids about to spawn:[edit | edit source]

▶️"Within moments the ecosystem will explode with new life!"


▶️"You can hear the younglings digging their way up to the field!"


Droids first spawn in the match:[edit | edit source]

▶️"New species burst into the environment."


▶️"Strange creatures appear, endlessly marching forward!"


Showcase[edit | edit source]